{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 20-Nov-12 04:06:51 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2108022","html":"@scribus<\/span><\/a><\/span> "One day, @zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> was walking in no specific direction, when all of a sudden, BAM! Muthaf***in' Mirror Pool. Naturally, he cloned himself. Noticing how handsome he was, @zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> made sweet love to @zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span>. Then, the Mane Six were all like "Yo, can we join?" and @zeldatra<\/span><\/a><\/span> was like "NO. SCREW OFF." and he lived happily ever after the end.""}