{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"tekkdan's status on Wednesday, 21-Nov-12 01:21:46 UTC","author_name":"tekkdan","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tekkdan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2111064","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27097\" class=\"url\" title=\"Adam Thomas\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bubbyt20000<\/span><\/a><\/span> Why can't you have a phone?"}