{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"dezzie again (dezzierose)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Nov-12 01:22:14 UTC","author_name":"dezzie again (dezzierose)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/dezzierose","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2111067","html":"I got a stye today, and now everyone thinks I got in a fight. One girl asked me and I was all like, "Yeah totally, I fought ninjas on my velociraptor like I do every Monday night.""}