{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-12 20:50:20 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2125327","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lord Imperious Delirious\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> 1. The only elf I ever liked was the one who stood still while I swung my axe at him 2. My dwarven father taught me two things on his deathbed: be wary of gold that glitters in the dark, and never trust the word of an elf. 3. Q: when is the only time a dragon has a butthole? A: when an elf is riding it. (These are dwarf insults for elves in the warhammer world; not intended for the humble and industrious house-elves of harry's world.)"}