{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Nov-12 21:06:52 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2132891","html":"Oh, job hunting, what a pain in the plot. "Look, I know you already have years of experience with being in charge of an office, but we just can't consider you for an entry-level management-trainee position without more sitting on your butt in a classroom." Could you, perhaps, consider, "Bite me?""}