{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Nov-12 21:10:42 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2132902","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/148\" class=\"url\" title=\"Shin Kanzato\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">anarchycarcino<\/span><\/a><\/span> To be fair, I think I may be stretching my qualifications just a little bit, but still. Damnit, I rock! HIRE ME, PEOPLE! I guarantee I will make your company suck at least a little bit less."}