{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Something (theidiotking)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-12 08:29:41 UTC","author_name":"Someone Something (theidiotking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theidiotking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2140104","html":"I messed up one of my teeth trying to eat a piece of paper I forgot had ink on it, why do I even do these things?"}