{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Sunday, 02-Dec-12 21:27:21 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2144399","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7875\" class=\"url\" title=\"Omni\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">omni<\/span><\/a><\/span> What they never tell you is that the year after everyone starts driving flying cars, humanity has been completely wiped out in a series of horrendous flying car-crashes."}