{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Monday, 03-Dec-12 23:03:11 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2146992","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3550\" class=\"url\" title=\"Michael\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">muttstuffle<\/span><\/a><\/span> I once read about a man programming elevator microcontrollers in PHP, and that particular aphorism sprang immediately to mind"}