{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 24-Jun-11 15:46:57 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/214913","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Colfax Stormmane\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Oh no no no.  At some point within the past 30 years the joke became less about actually threatening violence against your spouse and more about being passive-aggressive while going to counselling.  I think your closest analogue is The Lockhorns?"}