{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Thursday, 06-Dec-12 22:14:50 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2153804","html":"From a guide to New York Etiquette: 6. If you see Oprah at a fancy function, don\u2019t grab her wrist and ask for money. Quietly sneak up behind her and whisper, \u201cYou give me that money, Oprah. You hear me?\u201d"}