{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"astah's status on Friday, 07-Dec-12 09:18:46 UTC","author_name":"astah","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/astah","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2155335","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dat Neu\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">neurario<\/span><\/a><\/span> substitute teaching these last few days was simultaneously hilarious and a bit sad.  Out of 90 students only 3 had ever heard of Jane Austen.  Not that I like Jane Austen, but it's someone you should at least be aware of.  I also had no less than 7 ninth grade girls ask if I was married... which was just gross... cuz they are in ninth grade.  No thank you.  One of the saddest points though was when I was taking role with a 12th grade class and joked &quot;I'll be filling in for MR. Carpenter.... he's currently on maternity leave&quot;"}