{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-12 21:11:38 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2166106","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12305\" class=\"url\" title=\"austin moody\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">hayseed<\/span><\/a><\/span> Get him to take off his shirt, then take a photo of the shirt without the teacher.  Wait, wait, no, that's even less legal."}