{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derp (jojoax)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-12 23:41:38 UTC","author_name":"derp (jojoax)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/jojoax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2166494","html":"Staring at my tracking order for my Newegg shipment will make it go faster, right?"}