{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hi (rainbowjayce)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-12 09:28:51 UTC","author_name":"Hi (rainbowjayce)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rainbowjayce","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2195417","html":"Me: \u201cOkay, so since you\u2019re wild and crazy, and your favorite pony is Fluttershy, your pony name will be\u2026 umm\u2026 Nuttershy!\u201d\n\n(They laugh uproariously at this.)\n\nOlder cousin: \u201cMy favorite pony is Rainbow Dash! Can my pony name be Sonic Rainboom?\u201d\n\nMe: \u201cOkay! Nice! Now only I need a pony name, hmmm\u2026\u201d\n\nYounger cousin: \u201cYour favorite pony is Pinkie Pie, and you have like a million cats, so your name will be bananasy Pie!\u201d\n\nMe: \u201cUh\u2026\u201d\n\nCousins: \u201cCome on, applesy Pie! Let\u2019s go write a letter to Princess Celestia and let her know we\u2019ve all made new friends today!\u201d"}