{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)'s status on Thursday, 27-Dec-12 14:17:24 UTC","author_name":"Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark (ceruleansparkold)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ceruleansparkold","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2200332","html":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/uknews\/crime\/9750403\/MI6-codebreaker-Gareth-Williams-probably-locked-himself-into-sports-bag.html\" title=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/uknews\/crime\/9750403\/MI6-codebreaker-Gareth-Williams-probably-locked-himself-into-sports-bag.html\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/uknews\/crime\/9750403\/MI6-codebreaker-Gareth-Williams-probably-locked-himself-into-sports-bag.html<\/a> The moral of the story is that if you die in weird circumstances, the Daily Telegraph will publish your fetishes online."}