{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Something (theidiotking)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-13 03:41:41 UTC","author_name":"Someone Something (theidiotking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theidiotking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2216152","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2145\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sir E. Hooves III\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">eaglehooves<\/span><\/a><\/span> No it wont, something will to wrong, unsterilized equipment to too much cyanide in my cyanide pills"}