{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"sparknanator (princeshootingstar)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-13 04:59:39 UTC","author_name":"sparknanator (princeshootingstar)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princeshootingstar","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2216235","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Delicious Mexican Food\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Before I started online school if one of my teachers caught you with your phone in class he would try and take it so what I would do is put in my pants next to my junk I would look at him and say &quot;<span class=\"spbar\" style=\"color:#000;background-color:#000;\">Go on and take it and I will charge your cherries for sexual harassment<\/span>"}