{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Something (theidiotking)'s status on Monday, 07-Jan-13 08:57:15 UTC","author_name":"Someone Something (theidiotking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theidiotking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2223924","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/22012\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dat Neu\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">neurario<\/span><\/a><\/span> I would rather eat a flaming pile of pants then read that."}