{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-13 03:10:29 UTC","author_name":"Crusader 8 (princelypublictimeline)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/princelypublictimeline","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2248352","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26929\" class=\"url\" title=\"jeffrey horner\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpshy7<\/span><\/a><\/span> If you're under 18, don't worry about the ladies. Hit the books and forge yourself your manhood, so that the ladies wait in line for you when the time is right and the ball is in your court."}