{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jan-13 03:40:59 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2258766","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"That wierd guy next door\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I made the laws, I wouldn't restrict alcohol. I'd make crimes under the influence of alcohol thrice as bad though. To encourage people to drink in private."}