{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-13 05:16:00 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2275964","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2959\" class=\"url\" title=\"Kaiba (formerly Ponydude)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">widget<\/span><\/a><\/span> I once made a particle accelerator out of a rubber band, two paper clips, and a drinking straw, do you really think I need toys?"}