{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hans van H\u00f6rten (blots)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-13 05:56:38 UTC","author_name":"Hans van H\u00f6rten (blots)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/blots","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2279186","html":"I give no murdocks at all about Alicorn Twilight.\n\nFor all I care, they can turn Fluttershy into a turnip and give Apple Bloom a banana cutie mark. They can give Rainbow Dash a boyfriend and make Pinkie Pie an accountant. Whatever. It's their show.\n\nBUT FOR kiwi'S SAKE, WHY WOULD THEY KILL DERPY?\n\nHasbro wants to sell more toys? Well, Derpy PRINTS MONEY. We all know how quickly Derpy figurines sell out. If they put Derpy in another episode, they could put that and the Last Roundup in a DVD and sell it for fifty dollars and you, YES YOU, would buy it. You know you would, just to make them put her in a third episode.\n\nDerpy is our friend. If friendship were magic, she'd still be with us."}