{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-13 13:07:44 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2279843","html":"&quot;I guess I could buy a shirt.  I mean I never felt like I needed a shirt, considering I already had a jacket and tie.  It seems so extravagant.&quot;  &quot;THAT's why you don't wear a shirt??  <i>BECAUSE YOU'RE CHEAP?<\/i>&quot;"}