{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-13 23:52:58 UTC","author_name":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlynx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2289668","html":"I hate walking into a restaurant and realizing that me and my party lower the average age of everyone in the restaurant by 20 years. There's more dinosaurs in here than Jurassic Park."}