{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-13 20:08:11 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2291854","html":"<b>*guy makes coffee with cream and sits down*<\/b> &quot;this is the best darn coffee I ever tasted!&quot; <b>*girl comes in and check fridge*<\/b> &quot;Hey has anyone seen were my breast milk went?&quot; \nD:\nD:\n&quot;Excuse me miss, could I have some more?&quot; :D"}