{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-13 03:31:09 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2295594","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Creamsicle Badlands\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> If I found a cross dimensional cartoon pony, I'd be like &quot;What the hell Jesus from space? How does this exist, and is it safe to touch?&quot;"}