{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sean (boltaction)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-13 23:33:51 UTC","author_name":"Sean (boltaction)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/boltaction","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2297765","html":"Here's mine MGS4- So basically, you're just a clone of some guy from the Cold War, who happened to be really old when they cloned you, so you're really old too, and you're dying. You have to fight giant robots, let a sissy cyborg ninja make you look like a little girl. You're always depressed, have a smoking problem and kill a bunch of girls. You're full of little robots that are TOTAL SQUARES. Your brother, who isn't really your brother (he's a guy who saved your father\/clone donor?) is possessed by your twin clone's arm. You fight in giant robots, then you almost get crushed by a giant ship. You go through a microwave (which you didn't have to do, because that stupid little robot could've done it for you -_-) And then you kill an old man.(feel good about yourself?) Oh yeah, did I mention the guy who craps his pants all the time?"}