{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 07-Feb-13 01:05:08 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2300810","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/27978\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sean\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">boltaction<\/span><\/a><\/span> In retrospect, I'm glad I didn't include polarity. Not sure how one would go about measuring the polarity of a sausage..."}