{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Sean (boltaction)'s status on Saturday, 09-Feb-13 03:08:18 UTC","author_name":"Sean (boltaction)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/boltaction","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2307717","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28324\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dylan Biggs\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pokestrike<\/span><\/a><\/span> Mullet's were only cool in the 70's and on Metal Gear. Not in real life. I suggest not getting one if you don't want to commit social suicide."}