{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Feb-13 05:34:03 UTC","author_name":"(Spirit of Happiness)(Element of Eloquency) (starlynx)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/starlynx","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2323661","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lelouch I apples\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> You just want the no-strings-attached cuddling? I see you, dude. I get you. Well, my advice works just the same: 1. Walk up to the girl in the club. 2. Smack her in the face. 3. Girl thinks your her Chris Brown, and she's Rihanna. 4. Follows you. 5. You get in the cuddle zone. 6. Cuddle it all night long."}