{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 18-Feb-13 18:03:46 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2349797","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Captain James T. Awesome of The Intergalactic House of Waffles\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;I am sorry ma'am, I think I focussed too much on your beautiful bust when I actually intended to get rid of all the baby-fat ... Have a complimentary new bra."}