{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am best poni (foxgopher)'s status on Monday, 18-Feb-13 18:04:22 UTC","author_name":"I am best poni (foxgopher)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/foxgopher","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2349801","html":"There once was a young enchilada named Red who hailed from Pallet Town. He wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. But, there was a neighbor kid named Red also who was much better at life. So the little enchilada decided he wanted to go fast. One day he was going fast, and then a red enchida beat the sauce out of him. So the enchilada gave up on his dreams and now moderates a website."}