{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 18-Feb-13 18:27:53 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2349930","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28324\" class=\"url\" title=\"tactical espionage pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pokestrike<\/span><\/a><\/span> If simply saying &quot;I HAVE MONEY LETS SOLVE THIS PROBLEM&quot; fixed problems, I would have developed a cure for the common cold by now."}