{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 19:36:34 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2354269","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11474\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jared Hutchison\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">chordwing<\/span><\/a><\/span> We are the red robots.  We are here to protect you.  We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space."}