{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Deleted (deletethisaccountasap)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Feb-13 23:56:27 UTC","author_name":"Deleted (deletethisaccountasap)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/deletethisaccountasap","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2354883","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/12657\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jake Williams\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">shred316<\/span><\/a><\/span> let me get u up to speed on .mov, Spike's a stoner, Rarity's greedy, Applejack is obsessed with eating apples, Rainbow Dash is a lesbian, Pinkie Pie's a sex-crazed party obsessive alcoholic, Fluttershy's a serial killer, and Twilight's"}