{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Friday, 22-Feb-13 18:36:42 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2365256","html":"My step-sister's gay cousin's boyfriend was half-Italian or something equally exotic. I, personally, wouldn't let a fish like that get away easily. Unless he stabbed a guy or something."}