{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Sunday, 24-Feb-13 02:51:12 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2370359","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1199\" class=\"url\" title=\"Captain James T. Awesome of The Intergalactic House of Waffles\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">colfax<\/span><\/a><\/span> Heh, well, I can not say my first time I was cornered and had to disarm someone from a knife went any smoother... It ended up in his upper leg, and remained there till the cops arrived. A quick mind can be sharper than a knife, especially when I changed my tone and told him some medical mumbo that he might lose his leg if he did not remained completely calm :P Idiot :)"}