{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"That wierd guy next door (maverick)'s status on Monday, 25-Feb-13 14:53:34 UTC","author_name":"That wierd guy next door (maverick)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/maverick","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2376791","html":"Your car isn't a sports car because it has two doors. It has two doors because if it had four, it would be too heavy for the 4cyl to move it forward"}