{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Feb-13 17:05:40 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2381183","html":"A wife texted her husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen,\nwon't open." \n\nThe husband texted back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." \n\nFive minutes later the wife texted back: "Computer really messed\nup now!""}