{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-13 23:00:27 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2384893","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28405\" class=\"url\" title=\"Daniel Knickerbocker\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">goldensteel<\/span><\/a><\/span> I misread that as &quot;mayonnaise helps you relax before work&quot; ... not sure why"}