{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Thursday, 28-Feb-13 02:11:46 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2385387","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Creamsicle Badlands\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> I hate the term friendzone so much.  Because it <i>\/really\/<\/i> sucks to have a true friend.  Because the real purpose of relationships with the opposite (or same) sex is to apples.  God, it's disgusting how stupid people are... \/rant"}