{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Friday, 01-Mar-13 21:55:51 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2391085","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2043\" class=\"url\" title=\"Chris Bell\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mrdragon<\/span><\/a><\/span> my usual flirt is &quot;hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?&quot; Works every time."}