{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-13 05:19:43 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2396665","html":"So I was driving along today, wondering why I still consider it a personal failure when I can't meet an impossible schedule due to factors far beyond my control, when I realized an important thing. When I feel like killing myself, it isn't that I want to be dead. It's more like I want to clone myself, and then kill that godrotten SOB. Not sure if this is any less bad."}