{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Stupid Butt (drildo)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-13 04:04:24 UTC","author_name":"Stupid Butt (drildo)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/drildo","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2399609","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28730\" class=\"url\" title=\"SwissBronyCrusader\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">swissbronycrusader<\/span><\/a><\/span> Eh. It's a rust bukkit. I have video of my friend taking the dash apart while sitting though a floor pan. XD"}