{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-13 00:29:37 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2401634","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28824\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jenna Anderson\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">eightbyte<\/span><\/a><\/span> Nope. I could hide my 'stache and pose as one though. I'll even carry my rake."}