{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Mar-13 17:03:00 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2403519","html":"<b>*hands covered in Mountain Dew*<\/b> and this, children, is why you put the ice in BEFORE the soda."}