{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Saturday, 02-Jul-11 23:34:28 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/240468","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/60\" class=\"url\" title=\"Scribus Caballus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">scribusarcanum<\/span><\/a><\/span> Walmart cashiers aren't paid the think,just press buttons, I think employee orientation includes a lobotomy... I know that's the only thing that would get me to work there."}