{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Mar-13 09:47:08 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2406056","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28436\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cody\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">archon<\/span><\/a><\/span> In short, they made me help out at the coffee shop at work and I tipped over a tray trolley, and in grabbing it so it didn't fall over I whumped a sharp part onto three of my fingers.  This finger was the one that didn't stop bleeding for an hour."}