{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"chiefanchor's status on Monday, 11-Mar-13 05:09:30 UTC","author_name":"chiefanchor","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/chiefanchor","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2420625","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Creamsicle Badlands\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> Do you seriously want me to get arrested on sexual assault charges?"}